Because Jon Snow is apparently alive
So as not to bury the lead, you will NOT be writing for "Game of Thrones," but let's face it—you're a fully-functioning, financially independent(?) twenty-or-thirty-something and you should probably get a life outside of waiting six days to watch weird dragon people make out, kill each other and light things on fire. Okay, so I've never actually seen the show, but that's neither here nor there, because HBO is looking for a freelance copywriter to help get their email open rates as high as ours. Their ideal candidate can write short, snappy copy and meet deadlines.